If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

(Source: kingdra)

My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.

mymodernmet:

The Cosmos Bed by Natalia Rumyantseva

A high-tech bed that brings the starry night sky indoors.